Funny adult christmas songs
It's that time of year again: Whether you love it or hate it, if you venture outside you're going to be inundated with Christmas music. For a season that can be stressful and emotionally draining for the adults in the house, the version of Christmas music that stores and restaurants choose to play seems insultingly upbeat and cheesy. Look, I love Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time as much as the next guy the first time I hear it usually sometime in mid-November , but by the third or fourth time it comes on in one day it makes me want to declare war on Christmas So what happens when you want to stay in the holiday spirit after you've put the kids to bed, but you don't want to listen to something that's going to give you and your partner flashbacks to the "unpleasantness" that happened earlier in the day at the Build-A-Bear Workshop in the mall? Here's a list of grown up holiday music that is great for drinkin', makin' out, shakin' your butt, or just doing some good old fashioned wallowin' in a little Yule Tide funk. Clarence Carter — "Backdoor Santa".
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16 Funny Christmas Songs That Will Add Some Cheer to This Dreadful Year
Top 9 Adult Christmas Songs
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46 Funny Christmas Songs
Follow Billboard. All rights reserved. When you think about inappropriate Christmas songs, your mind probably wanders to those bluesy Christmas jams about Santa wantin' some satisfaction; or parodies from LGBTQ singers who do their damndest to make the yuletide gay; or the myriad hip-hop and hard rock songs that gleefully inject sex n' swears into seasonal fare. And sure, we have all those on our list, but we also have a lot more… okay, we have nine of those songs plus one hyper-literate takedown of crass Christmas commercialization. Well, if you can't figure out what foreplay term he rhymes with 'snow,' we'll tell you when you're older.
People have been subverting social conventions with popular music for centuries, with artists taking conventional lyrics and adding subliminal messaging or using double entendres to transform their pieces into songs that are dirtier than what you might think upon your first listen. Surprisingly, there's a small, but loud, group of holiday songs focused on making the naughty list each year. If you're feeling daring enough to risk ending up on the naughty list yourself, take a look at these notorious tunes that'll send you rockin' around the Christmas tree all month long. Contrary to the bucolic visions that arise during the white and wintry holiday season, rude, crude, and lewd carols are commonly available today.
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